Technique

How to lie a Wingnut down in his crib once he is asleep.

1. Lie Wing gently on his side;
2. While holding him in place, prop a blanket next to his back;
3. pray, mutter incantation, or breath deeply;
4. tip-toe out of room;
5. threaten all other occupants of house with bloody murder if they make any loud noise.

Now go get your work done, drink a beer, or read.

~ by The Bosphorus on May 27, 2007.